VANESSA CHETTLE: HOW TO BECOME A KENYAN SOCIALITE IN 7 DAYS.

1. Leak a fake Story to Kenyan Post

To any man, she is charming, sexy, hot and Nairobi’s next socialite but to those who know her, she is a loose Nairobi lady, who has been having sex with different men including high profile celebrities.
According to impeccable sources, the 16 year old lady known as, Vanessa Chettle (find her on facebook), has had unprotected s3x with Kiss FM’s Shaffie Weru, Nick Mutuma, Effy (the n2d3 model and former Tahidi High actor) just to name but a few.
Vanessa, who is now living with an 80 year old Mzungu in the upmarket Valley Arcade, Nairobi, has also had group sex with some top Kenyan deejays behind DJ booths during night parties with her latest s*xual escapade being at Club Changes (Believe it or not – behind the DJ booth).
“She only turned 16 years and she has slept with the whole of Nairobi. I urge men to stay away from her if they don’t want to catch anything.” Said one of our sources.
Vanessa, who is so charming and can easily lure a man to bed, is also a husband snatcher. Sources reveal that several women have ambushed her for having s3x with their husbands. However, her rich old men bribe rogue police officers to secure her freedom.
“She is bad news, sleeping with other people’s husbands. Be-friend her at your own risk. At 16 years, she is even having groupie sex.” Added another source showing how her reckless s3xual behaviours can be.
All men should therefore avoid this upcoming socialite like a plague because she is on a mission to lead many to their early graves. Those who have had s3x with her should visit the nearest VCT to know their HIV status.
 SEE MORE PHOTOS OF VANESSA  HERE: VANESSA CHETTLE

2. Implicate famous influential personalities



3. Make sure some nude or semi-nude photos of you are already circulating around the internet




 
4.Get people to talk about you and get all angry and emotional!



Cabu Gah wrote on his facebook page:



This girl Vanessa Chettle…is the real epitome of MAGNIFICENT.

If looks could kill,Vanessa would be the Female James Bond.

But Vanessa is also accused of being a KILLER. A ruthless,cruel, surreptitious sexual killer!

5. When the leaked story or photos gain momentum…

DENY! DENY! DENY!



Hi,My name is Vanessa Chettle. I am NOT 16 Years old. I am 19.

I am dismayed that bloggers,starting with KENYA DAILY POST,could be so malicious as to intimate that I am responsible for spreading HIV in Nairobi.



I was shocked. They said I am 16. Yet I am 19. And lie after lie after lie followed.

I am in a steady relationship with a steady boyfriend. And it hurts to see him hurt. My soul was crushed. But family stood by Me.



According to that story,  I was called a loose lady,a home,wrecker, a gold digger…a HIV/AIDS carrier…All the names.

I was ashamed. And embarrassed. And speechless.



I am just a simple Nairobi girl. Who schooled in St.Georges and later Aga Khan High School.

I joined Graffins College in Westlands in 2013. And I live in Valley Acarde. With OUR FAMILY.



How could I be spreading HIV to Nairobi Men??? How/?/

When did I sleep with Shaffie?? Who saw Me???

And Nick Mutuma! Nick Mutuma! How now??? When??

Lord,I swear I am still in disbelief.



Also, it was said that I had group sex with Kenya’s top DJs at the DJ booth in Changes Club!!

Goodness!! Who comes up with such things?? Who???

Those are lies. Pure white lies. Pure crap. Balderdash!!!

I am ANGRY. And inconsolable.



I have NEVER dated a celeb…Leave alone sleeping with one.

Yes,I do get invited to parties. I do attend almost ALL Nairobi parties and events. But the story ends there. THERE!!


Not in MY Bed. Or Anyone else’s Bed!



God strike Me if half of those things written about Me are true.

My Dad was in shock. When my photos were published allover the internet.

And You know what?? I know WHO gave this story to the blogs. I know HER.



And she will pay heavily. Heavily, My sister!

And to ALL Kenyan Bloggers,Better get Your damn act together!

Ever heard if researching?? Better try that next time.



I am a victim of a Bloggers’ lies untruths, innuendo, malicious fabrications and distortions.

I have been ashamed, embarrassed,paraded,misrepresented, jeered at and leered at.

I am a victim of shame. And disgrace.



And now m told the USA Embassy has blacklisted MY name,the Name Vanessa Chettle,in their database as a threat to American soldiers and Marines.

And American soldiers in Afghanistan have been advised to avoid Kenya because of Me!!! Because of Me!!

I DO NOT spread HIV. I am NOT a whore. Or a hooker. Or a loose lady. Or a killer.

I am a student. A simple Kenyan girl.



And I challenge EVERYONE who believed those evil scumbags to accompany me to the nearest VCT Centre! And I will take a test and announce the results in PUBLIC!!!

I AM READY!!

I have already reported the case to the C.I.D and,even though Kenya has NO proper apparatus and laws to deal with cyber crime, I hope to find JUSTICE soon.



I am suing EVERY Blogger who called Me a Whore. I am. Be warned, losers!

And as to the ladies who have suffered at the hands of malicious bloggers,DONT SWEAT IT.

Keep Your head high. Stick to Your morals. And remain steadfast.

I want to apologize to Shaffie Weru,Nick Mutuma,Ephy Saint ,Changes Club and many others adversely mentioned in that cheesy article.

And I want to thank My Family,My Friends and School Mates for standing by Me even through these monstrous accusations.

I owe You the WORLD.



And if You would love to help me find justice,or have any question or unresolved issue,contact me via my FACEBOOK HERE===>>>https://m.facebook.com/vanessanyra.chettle?refid=13

And to whoever tried to tarnish My name,I AM NOT BROKEN. Just shaken.

I am bruised,but NOT broken.



I am down, but NOT out.

We will get You. Trust Me,WE WILL.



7. Appear on a T.V show or music video…..