Wednesday 29 April 2015

Kenya's Top Three Socialites and their achievements

Being branded a socialite is the new thing and safest word in town to use in reference to an individual mostly female who makes a career out of creating controversy in the social media and entertainment circles. In the recent past Kenya has experienced a sudden influx of this breed its so bad that there is even now what they call an upcoming socialite. Its a career in itself but what does it entail? To go by the examples set by the major socialites then you just need to leak your own nudes and act mad it leaked then have couple followers im on social media,above all hang around celebrities and by hanging I don't mean it literally. Lets gauge what these top three socialites have been up to and their achievements.

• Huddah Monroe

She started off as a model and became more controversial with her nudes filling up the internet. Later in this line we saw Huddah joining the most desired platform in Africa,BBA. Here again the shower hour fueled it up as more of her nude pics were leaked to the internet and gone viral all over Africa. She has then been largely rumoured to be dating Prezzo but again the writing is on the wall. Besides modelling,Huddah has taken events hosting as her wealth generator,recently hosted a star studded event in Tanzania. Besides Huddah owns several homes in the suburbs of Nairobi. She has her things going on as claims if sleeping with politicians and who is who still on her back.

• Vera Sidika

Kenya's own and East Africa's top video vixen,Vee started off as the video gal to punit you Guy,this would give her exposure and she received several invitations for video appearance,she has travelled to Nigeria,Ghana making appearances on videos with major artists and please note it's expensive and cost quite alot to see her back grace your video. The tail bares the fortunes. Besides Vera is a student at Kenyatta University and she is s model as well. Vee is also a business lady,she owns top of range SUV and lives at s palatial apartment.

• Pendo

She has been there but she gained fame after being rumoured to have had a quick one with gospel artist Willy during kisima awards,she has however come out and confessed that she planned it all and that he just wanted fame. She is an upcoming artist from wherever she is coming from she is yet to hit. She has been to own a home and got her boyfriend buy her a Bentley but all these claims have been rubbished by confidants as a hoax. From one naughty scandal to the other. Currently she is under media radar for having had her goods inspected by Nigerian star Davido. She owns (I'll fill in the blanks when I hear of any) She is out here bragging to her peers of being able to get who she wants.

Meet the big spenders: Are these Kenya’s real socialites?



From left, Mabior Garang de Mabior, businessman Amor Thige, Jeff Kiboro and Andrew Kamau Kabogo.
Most of them hang out together, blocking out anyone who does not fit in or belong to the same social class regardless of tribe or religion.
During the requiem service for the late Fidel Castro Odinga at the All Saints Cathedral, his younger brother, Raila Odinga Jnr told the congregation that Fidel loved his toys, which included sleek cars and licensed firearms.

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This elicited laughter from the congregation but what they didn’t know was the depth of that statement.

With a palatial home in the leafy suburbs of Karen, Fidel had a wide range of vehicles, most of them sports utility vehicles. If one can afford such a lifestyle, the only other thing to possess would be a firearm to protect yourself and your belongings.

This has become the trend for many young Kenyans Fidel’s age roughly between 30 and 40 years, mostly sons of politicians, successful celebrities and rich businessmen. What is interesting is the fact that these relatively young heavy spenders have formed a tightly knit network among themselves that transcends tribe and could loosely be described to hinge more on class than anything else.

Most of them only “hang out” with each other on a regular basis, blocking anyone who does not fit in or belong to the same class regardless of tribe or religion. To fit in, you must be from a similar social and economic stratum.

But how heavily do they splurge and where do they spend the money?

Lounges

The answers can be found in high-end clubs in Nairobi and other major urban centres across the country. Other than the Capital Club, which is a members-only club, other venues they frequent regularly include Ebony Lounge, Skyluxx (VIP) Lounge, Mercury Club (ABC Place), Havana Club, Sohos, Vineyard and Cedars Restaurant, among others.

In these clubs, the average cost of a bottle of Hennessy, Martell, Remy Martin, Glenfiddich or Johnnie Walker brands like the Black Label, Gold Reserve and the Blue Label is anything between Sh10,000 and Sh30,000.

“An average of three to four bottles would be drunk on a night out,” says one of the club managers, who requested anonymity.
“These people are big spenders, they always reserve tables and they spend heavily. In one evening, they would spend anything between Sh60,000 to Sh150,000, depending on how many they are.”

Other than Fidel, who was not only known as a heavy spender but also a philanthropist, there are others like Jeff Kiboro, Robert Gichuru (son of former Kenya Power managing director), John Muhoho (son of former Kenya Airports Authority chairman George Muhoho), Mabior Garang de Mabior (son of former South Sudan leader John Garang).

Others include James Karanja, popularly known as Jaymo Keroche (son of Keroche Breweries CEO Tabitha Karanja) and John Malogo, a popular young Nairobi businessman, among others.

According to Amor Thige, the proprietor of Ebony and Skyluxx lounges, this group does not stay in one club during a night out.

“In one sitting only they spend anything between Sh20,000 to Sh40,000. Now you can imagine how much they would spend if they went to four or five different joints in one night,” says Amor.

However, most of these heavy spenders don’t like frequenting clubs where there is the attendant risk of loss of privacy, especially when they want to avoid paparazzi. They prefer private parties in the leafy suburbs, says Morris Kihang’u, who has previously organised some of these parties.

“Almost every weekend, there is a private party in Lavington, Kileleshwa, Karen, Gigiri, Westlands and so on,” says Morris. “If the parties don’t happen, an out-of-town road trip to Kajiado, Magadi, Naivasha, Nanyuki or Mombasa, happens.”

He adds: “If they haven’t organised their own events, they target outdoor events like the Rhino Charge, Lewa Marathon or Safari Rally, among others, where they bring out their big toys (read SUVs) as well as women to accompany them and a wide variety of expensive liquor.

“I remember attending one of the recent Lewa Marathons with John Malogo and his very close friends where we spent over Sh300,000 on drinks only in one weekend.”

Malogo, popularly known as Johnny Subru, owns the Subru Motors car yard, located at Lavington Green Centre in Lavington. Only in his early 30s, Malogo is also known to own a hangar at the Wilson airport, with several light aircrafts.

Paying dowry

According to Amor, some of these men take advantage when one is paying dowry or having a wedding out of town.

“This is when they drive their expensive cars out of town and spend as much as they want,” he says. “Last weekend in Kisumu, there were chartered flights, big cars driven to Kisumu and onwards to Bondo as well as lots of cash spent as they bid farewell to Fidel.”

Then with all this comes the issue of firearms. For a civilian to own a firearm, they must have a license. While most people acquire the licensed firearms for prestige, some insist they are for self-defence.

“We are not even supposed to enter the club with a gun, but most clubs have safes where they store them,” says Malik Buddy, a music promoter and entrepreneur in Nairobi, who is also a licensed firearm owner. “Unfortunately of late, people have been misusing this privilege, which is really bad for the rest of us who are law abiding citizens.”

And where does the money come from? Mike Gumo, son of politician Fred Gumo, who is also a part of this group says that he works hard to afford a lavish lifestyle.

“I know I spend a lot of cash during my nights out but I work hard at the end of the day and avoid depending on my parents,” he says, adding that he is a partner in a motor vehicle importing company and also works in his family’s real estate business.

Fidel had invested in petroleum and real estate, and owned an office block in Kilimani Estate in Nairobi.

Most of the group members have invested in their own right as well as participating in managing the family affairs. Sources say that Mabior Garang is in Kenya to take care of the family’s businesses since his mother Rebecca Garang is based in Juba where she spends most of her time.

VANESSA CHETTLE: HOW TO BECOME A KENYAN SOCIALITE IN 7 DAYS.

1. Leak a fake Story to Kenyan Post

To any man, she is charming, sexy, hot and Nairobi’s next socialite but to those who know her, she is a loose Nairobi lady, who has been having sex with different men including high profile celebrities.
According to impeccable sources, the 16 year old lady known as, Vanessa Chettle (find her on facebook), has had unprotected s3x with Kiss FM’s Shaffie Weru, Nick Mutuma, Effy (the n2d3 model and former Tahidi High actor) just to name but a few.
Vanessa, who is now living with an 80 year old Mzungu in the upmarket Valley Arcade, Nairobi, has also had group sex with some top Kenyan deejays behind DJ booths during night parties with her latest s*xual escapade being at Club Changes (Believe it or not – behind the DJ booth).
“She only turned 16 years and she has slept with the whole of Nairobi. I urge men to stay away from her if they don’t want to catch anything.” Said one of our sources.
Vanessa, who is so charming and can easily lure a man to bed, is also a husband snatcher. Sources reveal that several women have ambushed her for having s3x with their husbands. However, her rich old men bribe rogue police officers to secure her freedom.
“She is bad news, sleeping with other people’s husbands. Be-friend her at your own risk. At 16 years, she is even having groupie sex.” Added another source showing how her reckless s3xual behaviours can be.
All men should therefore avoid this upcoming socialite like a plague because she is on a mission to lead many to their early graves. Those who have had s3x with her should visit the nearest VCT to know their HIV status.
 SEE MORE PHOTOS OF VANESSA  HERE: VANESSA CHETTLE

2. Implicate famous influential personalities

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3. Make sure some nude or semi-nude photos of you are already circulating around the internet
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4.Get people to talk about you and get all angry and emotional!



Cabu Gah wrote on his facebook page:



This girl Vanessa Chettle…is the real epitome of MAGNIFICENT.

If looks could kill,Vanessa would be the Female James Bond.

But Vanessa is also accused of being a KILLER. A ruthless,cruel, surreptitious sexual killer!

5. When the leaked story or photos gain momentum…

DENY! DENY! DENY!



Hi,My name is Vanessa Chettle. I am NOT 16 Years old. I am 19.

I am dismayed that bloggers,starting with KENYA DAILY POST,could be so malicious as to intimate that I am responsible for spreading HIV in Nairobi.



I was shocked. They said I am 16. Yet I am 19. And lie after lie after lie followed.

I am in a steady relationship with a steady boyfriend. And it hurts to see him hurt. My soul was crushed. But family stood by Me.



According to that story,  I was called a loose lady,a home,wrecker, a gold digger…a HIV/AIDS carrier…All the names.

I was ashamed. And embarrassed. And speechless.



I am just a simple Nairobi girl. Who schooled in St.Georges and later Aga Khan High School.

I joined Graffins College in Westlands in 2013. And I live in Valley Acarde. With OUR FAMILY.



How could I be spreading HIV to Nairobi Men??? How/?/

When did I sleep with Shaffie?? Who saw Me???

And Nick Mutuma! Nick Mutuma! How now??? When??

Lord,I swear I am still in disbelief.



Also, it was said that I had group sex with Kenya’s top DJs at the DJ booth in Changes Club!!

Goodness!! Who comes up with such things?? Who???

Those are lies. Pure white lies. Pure crap. Balderdash!!!

I am ANGRY. And inconsolable.



I have NEVER dated a celeb…Leave alone sleeping with one.

Yes,I do get invited to parties. I do attend almost ALL Nairobi parties and events. But the story ends there. THERE!!


Not in MY Bed. Or Anyone else’s Bed!



God strike Me if half of those things written about Me are true.

My Dad was in shock. When my photos were published allover the internet.

And You know what?? I know WHO gave this story to the blogs. I know HER.



And she will pay heavily. Heavily, My sister!

And to ALL Kenyan Bloggers,Better get Your damn act together!

Ever heard if researching?? Better try that next time.



I am a victim of a Bloggers’ lies untruths, innuendo, malicious fabrications and distortions.

I have been ashamed, embarrassed,paraded,misrepresented, jeered at and leered at.

I am a victim of shame. And disgrace.



And now m told the USA Embassy has blacklisted MY name,the Name Vanessa Chettle,in their database as a threat to American soldiers and Marines.

And American soldiers in Afghanistan have been advised to avoid Kenya because of Me!!! Because of Me!!

I DO NOT spread HIV. I am NOT a whore. Or a hooker. Or a loose lady. Or a killer.

I am a student. A simple Kenyan girl.



And I challenge EVERYONE who believed those evil scumbags to accompany me to the nearest VCT Centre! And I will take a test and announce the results in PUBLIC!!!

I AM READY!!

I have already reported the case to the C.I.D and,even though Kenya has NO proper apparatus and laws to deal with cyber crime, I hope to find JUSTICE soon.



I am suing EVERY Blogger who called Me a Whore. I am. Be warned, losers!

And as to the ladies who have suffered at the hands of malicious bloggers,DONT SWEAT IT.

Keep Your head high. Stick to Your morals. And remain steadfast.

I want to apologize to Shaffie Weru,Nick Mutuma,Ephy Saint ,Changes Club and many others adversely mentioned in that cheesy article.

And I want to thank My Family,My Friends and School Mates for standing by Me even through these monstrous accusations.

I owe You the WORLD.



And if You would love to help me find justice,or have any question or unresolved issue,contact me via my FACEBOOK HERE===>>>https://m.facebook.com/vanessanyra.chettle?refid=13

And to whoever tried to tarnish My name,I AM NOT BROKEN. Just shaken.

I am bruised,but NOT broken.



I am down, but NOT out.

We will get You. Trust Me,WE WILL.



7. Appear on a T.V show or music video…..

Huddah Monroe Caught Getting Laid (Photo)

Huddah Monroe Caught Getting Laid (Photo)

Socialite Huddah Monroe has been traversing the vastly regions of the European continent, hanging out with prominent and eminent persons in equal measure.

This boss chic is not taking chances with life and all she is doing YOLOing while life lasts, making use of what her mama gave her.

It was early today that Huddah openly admitted that she has never minded how she gets her mullar. All she knows is money is money and it is not written anywhere how it was acquired.

And now the self-proclaimed boss chic has yet again thrown a controversial photo online with an even more controversial caption.

Hold on. Huddah is just throwing pranks on us. She is actually not getting laid.

Huddah is seen lying down on some cool place, probably in Europe and below the photo all she can say is she is getting laid.

Use your v@g!na to get what you want – Huddah Monroe

Huddah Monroe
 

Huddah Monroe, Kenya’s representative in the Big Brother Africa (The Chase) has advised persons she calls her haters and who are alleging that she is sleeping with men to make money to do same.

The controversial model took to photo sharing site Instagram to vent her anger at persons, especially women, whom she said are passing judgment on her for lavish lifestyle.

According to her, she finds it difficult to come to terms with women putting her life under the radar and making wild allegations about her.

“Honestly, I don't understand why women have to be the ones hating all the damn time. If you think my v@g!na is giving me the life I live then why don't u use your v@g!na too to get a life instead of hating?”

The Big Brother star, who dated Keyan rapper and Big Brother Africa StarGame star Prezzo, wondered why people who claim she is broke will be concerned about what she does.

“Today I feel like addressing some peasants here... Yah! We all know that gossip! Huddah has NO house, NO car, No man LOOOL! I don't understand why bi**es (you know urselves) who think they have made it in life still follow a broke person’s life! Where I come from, a rich person is never bothered by a poor person’s life! But since you know u ain't any better you have a small mind with a negative bank account that discuss people LOOL! Let a broke ni**a be and mind your own "Rich" lifestyles h**s!”

Huddah Monroe posted of a photograph of a ramshackle house she grew up in and said she was proud to have moved on from there to become successful.

“This is where I grew up and I am very Proud! We haven't even demolished this house coz it’s a Museum, holds a lot of memories. I'm thankful some of us don't look like where we came from and we don't pretend to be who we are NOT! All the rich people I used to know when I was young are all broke! It's better to start from Rags than being born with a Silver spoon and learn to make it out here with no worries! This place taught me a lot and that's why I am who I am right now! #F**kYourOpinions,” she said.



This Is What Huddah Monroe Had To Say After The Shocking Jicho Pevu Expose!

KTN is once again the talk in town after its two finest investigative journalists hit the waves with yet another gut-wrenching expose, an expose that shook the nation to the core and which has attracted furious reactions from raging Kenyans.

It is all about this Metal Refinery EPZ industry in Coast that has literally killed many Kenyans, leaving others gazing at death without any concern from the authorities that should take care of the citizens.

Lead poisoning by the industry has left villagers gazing at death, with several other consequences felt strongly.

And now socialite Huddah Monroe has joined the bandwagon of Kenyans castigating the authorities and the owners of the factory.

In an instagram post, Huddah has wondered why some people are so inhumane and care less about others. Huddah has also bashed the authorities for neglecting the people they are supposed to serve.

She said:
This Is What Huddah Monroe Had To Say After The Shocking Jicho Pevu Expose!


huddahthebosschick; Good morning Kenya. I woke up like this...... We live in this country and continent where the poor don't get justice at all.... I was totally saddened by the story last night on KTN about LEAD poisoning on kids esp, Reasons I don't like watching local TV. We see soooo much yet so little can be done!! I'd rather stay blind to some things coz I see humans but I don't see any humanity in this country and as an individual there's nothing much I can also do!!!!

Huddah Monroe Flaunts Her Fundamentals In a Pantyless Photo

Huddah Monroe Flaunts Her Fundamentals In a Pantyless Photo

This will certainly be a wakeup call to fellow socialites, it’s been a while since they were involved in such kind of titillating antics. Huddah has just opened the door for them.

She flew to Europe to pursue high-grade pleasure, Huddah has since been making headlines in the country from the comfort of luxurious hotels she checked in.

This time round, the self-styled socialite is making heads turn for a not so good reason, depends with how you view it!

Basically, Huddah did Team Mafisi a favor by flaunting her behinds in a pantyless photo. Nowadays it’s hard to come by such kind of pictures given that socialites are making good use of cloth.

So she decided to give the thirsty brothers a glimpse of her booty, she wasn’t philanthropic enough to give them the complete view though. She says that’s for her man.

Below is the photo, feast your eyes:
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